Deviant Ollam

Both Hermione Granger and Vinz Clortho the Keymaster have nothing on **Deviant Ollam**. He appears, looks at an elevator, and produces the proper key. It fits perfectly every time, taking him to Platform 9 3/4. Unlike Hermione Granger, Deviant doesn’t need the Alohomora spell to open doors. He just spits whiskey at them and Voila! They open! The proof is on the Internet, folks: you want pictures, it’s got video. He even does it all in a suit with proper glassware.

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