Those who know Deviant or Pinup are aware that they love fine food and top-shelf drinks. When visiting homes of others, or when guests are gracious enough to come to our home, it's a pleasure to demonstrate just how easily one can prepare gourmet-grade feasts on a budget. But what if you're not in your house, or the abode of an accommodating friend with a nice kitchen? Many of us spend much of our work life on the road, struggling to eat healthy and well while staying within budget. Well, forget the hotel lobby restaurant. Don't Uber to the nearest Morton's. Hell, don't even put on your pants. In this talk we will snub our noses at room service and not take our our credit card save for one quick visit to a local grocery store.
The Hotel Room Gourmet will be a full and complete breakdown of a dizzying array of high-class food that we often make right in our hotel rooms (no suite or kitchenette needed!) which is healthier, tastier, and cheaper than nearly all other offerings available. Stick it to the man (and make your expense report happy) as you dine on deviled eggs, savory vegetables, and the thickest, juiciest rare steaks imaginable... all with perfect companion cocktails. Those who are present will not only learn but be afforded the opportunity to taste some of these exact creations!
Those who are vegan, forswear alcohol, or prefer their meat well-done are excused from attending.