NFC/RFID bio-implants are potentially the next disruptive technology. Tiny chips that can communicate in the NFC or RFID standard are injected into a user's hands. With the melding of technology and human anatomy, implanted users can take advantage of this new field using it for information storage, authentication, and information access. Last year at Defcon, the authors were implanted with NFC and RFID devices to do some hands-on (literally) research into using embedded (literally) NFC/RFID bio-implants for fun and profit. We looked at everything from paying with the implant, to getting unlimited plays at video arcades. We also examined using the implants as an attack surface. We will show our research into using NFC and RFID implants to gain access to certain electronics. We will discuss several failed attempts at using implants as an attack vector. Finally, a method will be presented that demonstrates how a person implanted with an NFC chip can get access to a phone by merely holding it.