Presented at Kiwicon 6: The Con of the Beast (2012)
Nov. 17, 2012, 9 a.m.
Let him who hath understanding recon the number of the con, for it is a human number. Its number is Kiwicon SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX. The beginning of the end; in which your beardy host Metlstorm prophesies the END OF DAYS.
Beards, bacon and beer are the benzine to Metlstorms... err, boffindom? While alliteration may not be his strong point, Metl does at least hold down a job as roach herder with Insomnia Security, engages in rampant punditry on the Risky.biz podcast, and is only partially reponsible for this whole Kiwicon malarky.