Neil Kettle

Neil was testing various writing products when he found a pair of special sunglasses. Wearing them, he saw the world as it really is: people being bombarded by media and government with messages like “Stay Asleep”, “No Imagination”, “Nobody got fired for buying IBM”. Even scarier is that he is able to see that some usually normal-looking people are in fact ugly aliens in charge of the massive campaign to keep Trusteer Rapport installed. At the very first 44CON he came to chew bubble gum and kick ass. In 2019 he’s back… And he’s all out of bubble gum.

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