Scorched Earth: Attacking Office Telecommunications for Petty Vengeance

Presented at Summercon 2014, June 5, 2014, 3 p.m. (50 minutes)

*something something* jerks at work *something something* deskphone 0day *something* get the message across *something* display dong pictures *something* attack demo launched from 90s NYNEX payphone *something something* drinking.

Presenters:

  • bNull
    bNull is a product of the vulnerability-industrial complex, slaving away in non-union bug mines to grind out Nice Reports. Ageless and undying, he is able to sustain the illusion of youth only by drinking the tears of developers. His girlfriend assures him that he is too big to fail
  • drraid
    Despite being an advanced-stage sellout swimming in a sea of denial, drraid still enjoys code auditing by monocle, in his rocking chair, while eating oatmeal and watching Matlock. In between naps and scintillating rounds of Bingo, raid finds a grand time in heap gardening and arranging stack contents into beautiful memory bouquets. He is both greatly honored, and excited, to be presenting at Summercon again.

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