HOT LZ: Highway to the Cyberzone

Presented at Kiwicon 9: Cyberwar Is Hell (2015), Dec. 10, 2015, 9 a.m. (15 minutes)

Metlstorm lands the chopper in a hot LZ, and welcomes the cyber combatants to the jungle...


  • Metlstorm
    Professional unix jerk metlstorm spends most of his time dreaming up increasingly implausible rube-goldbergian unix tomfoolery to meet his Insomnia Security KPIs of a) being a jerk to unix admins b) not getting busted and c) doing so on other people's srs bidnis production unix systems without breaking them. While clearly not contributing much to society as a whole, this process may at least elicit a chortle from unix neophytes, and a grumbled "SVR3 did that in '86, dickface" from the grizzly veterans.


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