Do you keep expensive stuff in your hotel room? Did defcon last year completely chap your ass? Do you like the idea of having visibility of your expensive stuff when you're not in your hotel room? I got you covered. I travel quite a lot for work and I carry lots of expensive things around. I've learned how to deploy 'tells', as well as a slurry of cameras in hotel rooms in an effort to keep tabs on things. This talk will elaborate on stories and experiences, talk about how to build hotel room networks, and cover some of the camera models I bought and use. What's good, What's bad, and how you can fall into this rabbit hole too.