Communication under TCP/IP networks has become extraordinarily popular; still, there remains significant problems that as of yet have remained unsolved within its layered rules. So, lets break the rules, elegance (and possibly security) be damned. Signficant new techniques and code will be unveiled to answer the following questions: A) Instant Portscan Is it possible to discover instantaneously what network services have been made available, even on massive networks? B) Guerrila Multicast Is it possible to send a single packet to multiple recipients, using today.s multicast-free Internet?. C) "NATless NAT" Is it possible to share a globally addressable IP address without translating private IP ranges a la NAT? Is it possible to allow incoming connections to an IP multiplexed in this manner? D) NAT Deadlock Resolution Is it possible to establish a TCP connection between two hosts, both behind NATs?
Various interesting uses of these new packet-level primitives should be discussed, and OpenSSH will trotted out as the method of bringing some degree of security unto the resulting chaos.