Crawling on their stunted flipper arms from the poisoned radioactive wasteland of Christchurch's premier seaside resort and sewerage treatment suburb of New Brighton, Rob and Alhazred have together busticated into more industrial sites than you've eaten Mrs Mac's steak & cheese pies. Rob enjoys walks on the beach, little fluffy kittens, and reading books on nuclear reactor theory. Alhazred enjoys walks on the beach, collecting pressed flowers, and fucking shit up.