Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to pipes. Now back to your man, now back to pipes. Sadly, he isn't pipes, but if he stood on a stepladder, he could be as tall as pipes. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're at a hacker conference with the man your man could be as tall as. Look at your man, now back at pipes. He has an iPad. With an apple-branded case that he loves. Anything is possible when you're as tall as pipes. He's on a horse.