Phoenix Snoke is frustrated IoT inventor. His great devices like The Bathroom Buddy with Facebook integration, Nighttime Clown Friend with soothing red eyes that help you drift to sleep, and BLDE ("it's like Uber for guilitines") haven't taken off. So he's focusing instead on beekeeping, raising toddlers, hardware hacking, and other poor life choices. He's spoken at various conferences like Bsides, SkyDogCon, Nolacon and Derbycon. He also passed the Turing Test on the third try.