I'm a blue-team lead professionally. I delight in thinking of ways to defeat my own processes and then admitting these flaws publicly. I spoke at DEF CON 24 about using copiers to load code on closed networks, at the Lockpick Village at DEF CON 26 about exploiting human laziness on multi-dial combination locks, and at BSidesLV 2018 on quantitative risk analysis. Lastly, I'm the only person I've ever met that's literally been bitten by an otter. You think they are cuddly and cute; I think they are underestimated aquatic apex predators.