Hon1nbo is a hacker who tinkers for fun and to satisfy the basic human need to light things on fire. Hon1nbo allegedly has a job, where they get paid to take selfies in other people's secure vaults in the middle of the night. We don't know if this job is real, or merely a cover story. This possible delusion has taken them around the world entering into some of the largest organizations in both people size and technical expanse, using every possible entry method at their disposal. No domain left without an admin, no email left without a phish, and every office a wolf tail hiding in the air vents. In addition to their night job, Hon1nbo runs Hacking & Coffee, a small hosting firm in Texas, where excess network capacity abounds, to perform security research and mirror F/OSS repositories. They also provide infrastructure support to a variety community projects, small businesses, and student groups. A wild Hon1nbo can be spotted at DEF CON, its natural habitat, and identified via their purple tail, ears, and getting into shenanigans. Twitter: @hon1nbo Facebook: hon1nbo Website: https://hackingand.coffee Species: Wolf-Dog Pronouns: them/their/schlee/generalisimo whatever be consistent