Former materials scientist, physics teacher and web-developer, with no formal training in electronic music whatsoever. Your Humble Narrator used to electrocute polyethylene films for a living, before moving on to jabbing them with microscopic points. Applying these techniques to highschool physics students and start-up CTOs was seriously considered. -Now gainfully employed packaging data science and mobile app reversal tools for humanities students. None of this is any preparation for the creation of generative electronic music.