FOSM: Famous winner of the Rheineck Shandy Drinking Contest of '87, fosm has risen like a phoenix cola from his Kiwicon cherry busting inauguration for his sophomore performance about the state of security in 2011. For the first time ever fosm solemnly swears and vows not to mention pea, sea or eye. EVER. He's hot. And he's on a roll. He KNOWS who let the dogs out.