Dr. Raid

Dr Raid is a Pwnie-award winning rap artist who doesn't actually know technology but can string buzzwords together in a fancy way. He often huffs rubber cement and uses a divining rod to identify vulnerabilities in software, and then proceeds to curl into a fetal position and cry, pretending the bugs aren't real. Some where along the way an exploit gets written and he winds up drunk. He *definitely* doesn't work for a super huge security company that would be upset about his presentation or profane bio.

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