D.J. Capelis spends his time at University of California, San Diego eating pizza. A portion of the remaining time is dedicated to research on building more secure computer systems. His latest research areas include building trusted platforms that aren't evil, looking for the next hot thing among old ideas and raining on the parades of people who think virtualization is a wonderful idea for production systems. He yearns for a time when XML was a scary dream, SPRITE would transparently migrate your processes between machines and real programmers had an inexplicable hatred for quiche.