Andrew is a corporate security sellout by day, but by night he tinkers with gadgets, collects early home computers and watches a bit of telly. Having programmed his first computer at age 9 he abandoned programming in his early 20's to become a network monkey and Unix Sysadmin. Mainly because, as a programmer, he was actually supposed to deliver something. For the past decade and a bit Andrew's been pretending to specialise in information security, a pretence he's maintained by working as a security architect, studying security, and speaking publically about business security issues. His greatest wish is to con somebody else into paying his mortgage while he dons argyle sweater, horn-rimmed glasses and quietly curates a museum of computing history.