Tarah Wheeler / Pinup
as Tarah Wheeler
Born in a log cabin on the prairie to a \_\_\_ and an itinerant \_\_\_, Tarah Wheeler had a humble upbringing of fighting the status quo, sticking it to the man, and shooting prairie dogs because they’re good eatin’. An emeritus member of the Order of the Orange Badge, Tarah has founded or been in the first 10 employees of many successful companies, mostly because she hates filling out job applications. Her life now consists mainly of sitting in airplanes, punctuated by writing books that smash the patriarchy and giving speeches where she tells people to stop sucking so much at security. No one can guarantee that the old proverb about “liquor in the front, poker in the rear” wasn’t written about Tarah, as she’s a midlevel limit Texas holdem pro with a fondness for highland Scotch and lowland company.