"Let's Just Talk Security For a Bit, eh?"

Presented at ToorCon San Diego 13 (2011), Oct. 8, 2011, 10 a.m. (50 minutes)

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  • Dan Kaminsky
    Dan is a member of a select group of key holders spread around the globe, who, between them, are the guardians of 18 1/2 minutes of missing tape. Dan hand-crafts all of his packets using nothing other than organic free-range bits he grows. Dan once saved a small Alaskan village from a Kodiak that was terrorizing it by tunneling the bear away with DNS. No one knows where the bear wound up. Dan knows all of the digits of Pi. (Just not their order.) More impressively, Pi knows Dan to the 665th place. Scanrand, muthaf'er , use it! Dan is a wanted man in 12 countries. And a wanted woman in 3. Paradoxically, Dan is not prime, although his blood type is. Dan can craft any manner of household linen using only tshirts. Dan has never shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. All of his shooting were ruled to be justified. Dan was to have been the only American to receive a Gold Medal for the 1980 Olympics, until a judge's ruling disqualifying him ruled that caffeine was indeed a performance enhancing drug for TCP-Sports. Dan once successfully divided by zero. Due to a quantum-entanglement bug that he has discovered with DNS, he can be in two places at once. As can be seen from this list, Dan can do almost anything. Anything but write his own bio in time for it to be published.

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