Everyone knows about winexe and RDP, but what about all the others? In this talk we'll dive into 13 different remote administration techniques for Windows and Linux, including some obscure but very useful ones. We'll talk about how they work, how to find them, and the tools at your disposal to use/abuse them. We'll also dig into the signatures left behind, and demo some new hotness to assist Red Teams in evasion and Blue Teams in detection.