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THOTCON 0x2 (2011),
April 15, 2011, 11:40 a.m.
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Vyrus
Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Vyrus. Vyrus may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Vyrus contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Vyrus on concrete. Discontinue use of Vyrus if any of the following occurs; itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, heart palpitations. If Vyrus begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Vyrus may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Vyrus should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Vyrus, the Thotcon organization, and its parent company, DC949, of any and all exotic liability. Ingredients of Vyrus include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Vyrus has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Vyrus. Vyrus comes with a lifetime guarantee.
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