In between drinks we'll be walking through the discovery and exploitation of some of these 'vulnerability' things that are all the rage. Reliable exploits for some Adobe bugs I found (stack-based buffer overflow and memory disclosure) will be dropped for Windows XP, 7, and 8. I'll show how to bypass /GS, SafeSEH, full process ASLR (high entropy or whatever), DEP, SEHOP, and the ENHANCED Mitigation Experience Toolkit (EMET) 3.0/3.5/4.0.