Scraping is painful. You all know the drill. Jetstar vs Flightcentre, Sky vs everyone, cellpadding 5 vs cellpadding 6. Ad nauseum. Tools are evolving, but countermeasures are evolving too. Arms races are one of the most fun games to play. But adjusting your one-page imdb victimisation script for the 18th time in a month gets old really fast. It's time for a revolutionary (but still supremely lo-tek) approach. In this lightning talk I will be explaining how to do it right, dare i say, sustainably, and with a lot less work for lazy hackers who just want to get on with doing something cool with their 'liberated' data. After all, scrapers don't steal data, but They Sure Do Help!