Do you have “the man” looking over your shoulder all day long at work? Have you ever wanted todownloadsome Pr0n for that lunchtime quickie in the office, but you didn’t dare do it because it might just get you fired? Are ingress and egress filtering keeping you from your Goatse? Well this talk is going to address some possible alternative communications paths that may just prove to be a solution to your problem. Have you ever considered implementing your own personal darknet? There are a lot of ways to do this, no right or wrong way, all have their own advantages and disadvantages, it is up to you to decide what you are willing to risk to gain your 15 seconds of satisfaction!