You've just spent $10,000 on network IDS from a trustworthy company (obviously trustworthy because the vendor spends beaucoup $$$ on marketing). You are satisfied with the purchase because you're catching all these script-kiddies who think they are putting one over on you with their "stealth" scans. But then something bad happens: your servers get hacked through your firewall, and that expensive IDS never utters a peep. How did this happen? The root of the problem is that most commercial IDSs are little more than anti-script-kiddy tools and cannot detect ueberhackers. This talk will show how to evade these IDSs using popular tools like whisker and fragrouter. It will also reveal for the first time additional secret techniques used by ueberhackers.