I found Tony Abbott's passport number in the HTML of Qantas' "manage booking" page. The manner in which I found it did not possess ANY intent to subvert the Commonwealth of Australia. Wanting to do the right thing, I spent the next six months participating in the Do Not Get Arrested Challenge 2020, in which I try to tell the government about this in precisely the manner which avoids instant jail. Anyone thinking about participating in the 2021 challenge, my #1 tip is: do not do a crime. Things this talk is about: Boarding pass security, what happens when there isn't boarding pass security, the consequences of my actions, calling everyone in Australia one-by-one, desperately struggling to contact the right person for the disclosure of cyber treason, my Twitter DMs