Sometimes Old Gregg just gets tired of it all. Tired of the shoes. Tired of the baileys. Tired of flashing Old Gregg's glorious mangina and making funk shakes. Even Old Gregg has to retire. This talk will cover the hows and whys of what to do after a cryptocurrency theft occurs, from the thief's point of view. We will go over different strategies for removing trails from "hot" cryptocurrency and combine them into a master plan. This talk will also touch on efforts within cryptocurrency protocols to eliminate the need for laundry services; as removing the lineage of a coin has practical applications well beyond theft.