F is for FAIL, FOBSKI and FOSM!

Presented at Kiwicon V: It Goes b00m (2011), Nov. 6, 2011, 4:45 p.m. (30 minutes)

FOBSKI and FOSM will present a mock-a-minute review of the last 12 months insecurity (is that one word or two?). We wish to avail the esteemed constituency with alphabetically compacted tales of fails throughout this annus horribilis. This most splendid infusion of wisdom and fail may contain traces of advanced persistent threat, cyber, CISSP, lulz and IE6. No clouds were harmed during the synergistic optimisation of this most leveraged learning.


Presenters:

  • Fobski as FOBSKI
    FOBSKI: Where to start on this man, he could be Taumarunui's finest son, but probably isn't (Ben Fouhey can have that title) but he is definitely the most ethnic sounding white dude as voted by a poll of 10 drunk ISP workers at the Bluestone Room on a Friday. He is making his inaugural appearance in the Kiwicon limelight, but has pedigree that few would question. This stallion of a man hails from the same stable as TMASKY and Oddy… a stable famous for providing incoherent ramblings on all manner of security related topics.
  • Fosm as FOSM
    FOSM: Famous winner of the Rheineck Shandy Drinking Contest of '87, fosm has risen like a phoenix cola from his Kiwicon cherry busting inauguration for his sophomore performance about the state of security in 2011. For the first time ever fosm solemnly swears and vows not to mention pea, sea or eye. EVER. He's hot. And he's on a roll. He KNOWS who let the dogs out.

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